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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I have not post for a long long time. This is due to the commitments in school. I had to report to FPSP and AMC regularly.
Anyway, i have just came back from a 3 days/2 nights cruise. I when with my sister, my mom, my cousin, my granny, and 2 aunties. I had a whale of a time there. It is great to spend quality time with my family. If my father were to go, it would be even greater. However, he had to go for a bussiness trip to ShenZhen China.
DAY ONE
We reached the cruise at about 6 o'clock evening. When we reached there, we were very hungry. However, the resturant we like the most is full. Being a clever guy as I am, I bluffed the waiter that my granny's leg is in extreme pain and need a seat so that she can rest. Hence, the waiter let us in. I was overjoyed that my plan work. Everybody get to eat. After we ate, my auntie suggest we go to the buffet as there is ice-cream. When we reach the buffet, we saw many saliva-enticing and mouth-watering food that is simply irresistable. Thus we continued eating.
After eating, it is already quite late, and the cruise started to move. We when to the highest deck to look at the sea as well as enjoying the sea breeze. It is very cooling. It was indeed a great way to relieve stress from the hustle and bustle of city life. After ten minutes or so, my sister, my cousin and I got bored, therefore i suggest we go to the arcade to play and also arrange with the others to meet at the threatre an hour later to watch performance. Time at the arcade past swiftly, in a twinkle of an eye, it was time to watch the performance. We met up when the others outside the threatre and went in together. The performance was great. It was a musical. It was funny and exciting. Exciting because there are some cool acrobatic stuns too. I noticed that all that did stuns was chinese and all that dance and sing was European. Shortly after the show, we went to eat supper. I did not eat much as I was quite full and i heard that supper make you fat. Therefore, I only ate a small slice of pizza.On the other hand, my sister and cousin ate like there is no tomorrow. Oh my gosh! I have never seen anyone that eat supper as if it is their only meal of the day. After the supper, it was very late. Therefore, my mom, sister, cousin and I went back to the cabin to sleep. While the others went to the gambling den to gamble. The first was dreadful, I was not used to the bed and hence, I cannot sleep. I talked to my sister and cousin on the bed until 3 plus then could sleep.
DAY TWO
When I woke up in the morning, it was already 10 o'clock and I had missed breakfast. But not to worry, my mother had secretly pack some bread and fruits from the buffet for me to eat. After eating, my cousin, sister and I stayed in the cabin to watch television while the grown-ups went to the casino again. We arranged to meet at the chinese resturant later. In the cabin, the television had a little channels only, thus we were forced to watch Disney Channel to kill time. Dots. After an hour or so, we went to the chinese resturant to eat. There was a great variety of food. I liked the pig soup and the 排骨most. Next, we went to the cinema to watch Hancock. I have missed the show in mainland as I had my school examinations when the movie is in cinema. The cruise's cinema is very small, but only about five people excluding us went to watch. Hence, we got the best seats. I enjoyed the movie. Although it is gruesome at some parts, but the story is inspirational and touching and-at the same time-action packed.Next, my sister, mom, cousin and I went to the gym to workout. My sister did the trackmill, my cousin did the bicycle and I did push ups on the ground. My mother-on the other hand-just sat in one side and read the magazine. After we reached our quota on how much workout we do, we went back to our room. When we reached our room, we were as tired as a dog. We tuck into our beds and sleep an afternoon nap. When my mother woke us up, it is dinner time. Everyone ate a lot. Like the previous night, we ate in two resturant. This time the food is not so delicious, but I still ate a lot as I was hungry. Next, we went to the cinema again to watch the Incredible Hunk 2. It was not as good as Hancock. But the computer effects are cool and the movie is filled with anxiety. This time, many people came to watch,mainly kids,and we were lucky to get a seat. Next, my sister and I tried to get in to the casino that is only opened for people aged 18 and above. Both of us got kicked out of the casino. Haha...that was indeed funny. Then, my auntie bought my cousin, sister and I to watch Yoga Lin's concert in the threatre. His songs were all great and his voice was superb. He even told us a cold joke.That was the first time I saw Yoga Lin in person. An hour later, the concert ended. My auntie joined the other grown-ups in the casino while my cousin, sister and I went back to our room. On our way back, we passed the back door of the theatre.There were many people waiting outside waiting for Yoga to come out, but we clever and went inside to check it out. What is in front of our eyes shocked us to the extreme. Yoga was there! We approach him and asked him to take photo with us. Without much hesitation, he agreed. After we had or photo taken, we went back to the cabin to play cards. My cousin and I won 2 times and my sister won 3 times. Soon, my mom picked us to eat supper. As usual, I ate the least. Then, we when back to the cabin and had a good night rest.
DAY THREE
Nothing happened in day three. We woke up at 11 o'clock andhad to check out and leave the ship. All in all, I had a great trip. I really had enjoyed myself thoroughly.


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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

This few days is filled with ups and downs. I've experienced happiness twice and extreme disappointment once. I guess this is life, like a movie, sometimes happy, sometimes sad.
One of the good thing is my overall MSG. I feel a rather strange and funny sense of achievement, because I feel that I did not try my best and had been slacking and still have a very good grade MSG. Normally, I would consider it a amazing feat to achieve a MSG below two. However, I incredibly managed it. Oh my gosh, am i dreaming ? I got a mouth-watering 1.86 for my MSG. I think my ACE and Oral Participation helped me to a great extend. I had 3.71, 4.43 and 2.00 MSG for my three term tests respectively. Moreover, I also flunk my EOY examinations with no A1s.
My results are as follow:
Chinese-->A1
Mathematics-->A2
Science-->A1
English-->A2
Integrated Humanities-->A2
InfoComm Studies-->A2
Literature-->B3 =(
Another thing that makes me happy is that Liverpool won Chelsea 0-1.Xabi Alonso's goal ended Chelsea's 86-match unbeaten league run at Stamford Bridge. Alonso struck in the 10th minute when his shot was deflected past goalkeeper Petr Cech by Chelsea fullback Jose Bosingwa. Due to my hatred to Chelsea is more than my hatred towards Liverpool and Liverpool is not a threat to Manchester United's title, I was cheering for Liverpool and jeering Chelsea. It is a bit weird supporting a team far below Man United's standard. I still could remember counting down to the final whistle and after that laughing at Chelsea to lose their pride and at the same time ended their 86-match unbeaten league run at Samford Bridge. It is funny to see John Terry and company's sad face after their lost.
The sad thing for me is that Manchester United unexpectedly draw to Everton F.C. 1-1. I need not elaborate on this match. The score line tells all. I have to say that I am very disappointed in Man United's performance and form. They are so inconsistance. Nevertheless, in my heart, Manchester United is still the hot favorites to win the league. Manchester United would show their never-say-die spirit and climb up the league table. It is not easy to do so, but Man United is Man United, nothing is impossible for them to achieve, they still can do it.

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Two wins against Celtic and West Brom proved that United is back to their very best.They won deservingly with a huge goal margin.This is exactly what all Manchester United supporter are longing to see.
United 4-0 WBA
  • Rooney
  • Berba
  • Ronny
  • Nani

United 3-0 Celtic

  • Berba(2)
  • Rooney

Now let's talk about individual players.

Rooney

We need not talk so much about him. Everyone-including other club's fans-know that his recent form is absolutely staggering. He scored 8 great goals in 6 matches. I have done some research about Wayne's form.Apparently,his form would boost every October.However, I hope Rooney's form would continue, as it is the key to United's title race.In my opinion, Rooney is a much more mature player now. He is also more of a team player that wants to be involve in everything ,even defending. He is a workaholic player. He give me the impression that he plays for passion but not for money.

Ronaldo

With 42 goals last session, many fans have huge expectations of him.After his opperation, he has yet to find his form and did not live up to the fans expectations. However, I think he is trying his best to do better. He is working very hard. His hard work is shown on the pitch. I could see improvements in Ronaldo's play. He is improving week after week and he is getting back his scoring boot. I have absolute trust in him that he can achieve the form of last season sooner or later. I dare say that Ronaldo still has lots of room for improvement and he have the ability to score more then last season. His peak has not arrive.When he is at his peak he can score more than 42 goals, maybe 50! He is a natural football talent.

Berbatov

Sir Alex paid 30.75 million for him and he is starting to show why he is worth that much. He scored 3 goals in his last 2 starts. He is a football phenomenon. His touch , upper body strength , and shooting ability is wonderful. His elegance and intelligence bring a new dimension to United's football. I love to see him play, he never fail to amaze me and make me gapse in disbelieve. This is a start of a new era.He is worth every single cent of the 30.75 million.

Tevez

I am really disappointed that Tevez did not start frequently. He is a player that works very hard both on and off pitch. He is a outstanding player. His shooting is superb. He should be given more chances to prove that he can perform. Do not forget that he is the one that has been scoring late goals for Manchester United late season, saving United from dropping points. In my opinion, he is one of the best striker in Europe. Moveover, he is still young and he would have a glittering career ahead of him.

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Yay!Are you thinking what I am thinking?I am thinking that Manchester United owned 黑烧球队(Blackburn Rovers) 2-0.HAHA! Two "2-0"s Premier League wins in a row. Manchester United are ,slowly but surely, gaining their incredible form of season 07/08.Do not get me wrong, Manchester United have yet to play at top form yet.Because if they are playing at their top form, Blackburn Rovers would lost 10-0.In my opinion, I do not think Ronaldo performed very well during the match. He was under par.However, he will be back.He would soon be the guy he was last season,the guy who give nightmares to defenders and goal keepers. With 3 assists in 3 games, we all know he is naturing to be a team player.Further more , I see him put in a lot of effort in defending.I really wish Ronaldo can score 50 goals this season.
The good news is Wayne Rooney is on top form.He scored a brilliant goal against Bolton and he did it again against Blackburn Rovers. He was indeed a massive goal machine.
The Rooney cheer is:
"I saw my mate the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele, So I asked, "Who is he?" He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney."
To all Manchester United supporter, next time Wayne score, sing the Rooney cheer.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Stressed out....
The exams are around the conner. Hope I can perform well for this exam and show everyone who once looked down on me what I am made of. I will let them change their way they look at me. I will prove everyone wrong. I have revised chapter 1,2,3 and 4 of science already. Albeit I am as tired as a dog, i must presever till the end.My target for this year is a MSG(mean subject grade) of 2.5.Wish me luck!Today is a tedious day.Morning , I had science tuition.Then afternoon, I did my Mathematics tuition homework.It was rather tough.Moreover, plenty of workings were needed. I had to used up most of my brain juice.Next, I went to pratice the piano.Until 630, my 11-year-old cousin and his family came for dinner.My dear grandmother and my aunt came too. We ate steamboat , it was fantastic.After the dinner, i went to revise my science as Monday is my science and chinese exam.
Then...
at 10 o'clock
all activities in the house stopped....
IT IS MAN UTD TIME!!! Our whole family sat in front of the television and spent a whale of a time. Everyone witnessed man utd thrashed Bolton 2-0.Everyone saw how Ronaldo and Berbatov finally found their form.And they terrorized the Bolton defence.At the first half , we did not took our chances, but everything changed at second half. We took our chances and scored not one but two goals. A Ronaldo penalty and a Rooney stunner.We dominated the game pretty much and I think we played good flowing football like a champion.I think I would be jolly much statisfied with United's performance as they did not let me down. They are improving, playing more and more like a champion.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Today, Manchester united thrashed Chelsea F.C. not in goals, not in possession , but in yellow cards!I am utterly disappointed in Manchester united's attitude.They are determined but had shown too much confidience until it looks as if they are looking down at Chelsea F.C..I know how Chelsea F.C. suck, but showing too much optimisium is no good at all.Okay,why I say they are looking down on Chelsea?It is because they did not put Ronaldo or Tevez in the starting line up. Do not forget when everything looks bleak, Man utd looks like they are going to lose or draw , who would be there for man utd when all hope is lost?Who will score last gasp goals?Who would be sucking his pacifier when he score?It would be none other than our hero-- Carlos Tevez.He is pure class.Besides Tevez there is one person who have the ability to score.Left leg , right leg, tap in, long range stunner, header and the famous freekick.42 goals last season.He is our Ronaldo.He is quick and tricky.Why Sir Alex do not want to start him?We all know he will be back.And he will be back with a bang. Besides Ronaldo and Tevez , there is still one person that United did not start.When you or me think that the opponent is sure to score, when you or me think that the opponent is too strong, there is Wes Brown(our silent hero).When every scorer gets credit for the win, no one would understand that Wes contributed too. However he has no complains at all, he would still leave the field after the game with a smile spread through his face. He will his best with or without any supporter's attention.Because he knows that his service to the club is essiential.And he knows that it is his destiny to play in this club where all his childhood dreams lie.
Manchester United , all the way!
Jia you!Jia you!Jia you!!!!

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

What happen?Why cant man utd play without cristiano!
This is a really shocking score line. I thought it would be man utd thrashing 2-0 or 3-0 or 10-0.Have I seen the wrong scoreline???!!!Liverpool cannot win, they are no good at all(sorry to all those L'pool fan).My mind is going crazy.I dont know what to do now.........I have lost my direction.My mind is only thinking about the match.I am oblivious to the surrounding.Every 5-10 minutes i went to double check the score.This not what manchester united derseved.Man utd were obviously the stronger side.Way stronger.Liverpool were as tyco as shit!A power puff girl called Bubble(Ryan Babel) scored.Would Bubble(Babel) be with Blossom and Buttercup and saving the world from evil?Why is Bubble (Babel) here helping the evil livepool to score!!!!!!Dont she know that all man utd supporters are like me ,always the good guy?
Okay, enough of emo-ing.Let's look on the good side,Berbatov shines on his debut.Moveover,Ronaldo plans to make a dramatic comeback against Chealsea.He would humiliate them.By then Manchester United would be UNSTOPPABLE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!Imagine Berbatov, Rooney,Tevez, Carrick and Ronaldo......Wow!

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